Monopoly has me hurling curses every time I throw the dice. A few minutes into the game, I would be bankrupt, with every single property on mortgage. My husband and I have played this particular set of Family Guy-themed Monopoly six times now, and I have always ended up the loser, and my husband, always the owner of several mansions and a thick wad of cash. Not to mention my ever-so-frequent visits to the jail. Seriously, what does the game have against me? Didn’t I deserve atleast some beginner’s luck.